#!/usr/bin/python
import sys
# Magic contraction dictionary:
contractions = { "fuck" : "nerf", \
	"shit" : "bad", \
	"whore" : "nerf", \
	"bastard" : "bad" \
	"fucker" : "nerfer" \
	"fucking" : "nerfing" \
	"cock" : "jerk" \
	"motherfucker" : "terrible" \
	"pirate" : "ninja" \
	}

def lamonize(victim, replacement=contractions):
	for i in replacement:
		if victim.rfind(i) != -1:
			victim = victim.replace(i,replacement[i])
	return victim

if __name__ == "__main__":
	write = False
	if len(sys.argv) > 1:
		if sys.argv[1] == r'-w':
			write = True
			target = sys.argv[2]
		else:
			target = sys.argv[1]
		try:
			subject = file(target,"r").read()
			if write:
				file(target,"w").write(lamonize(subject))
			else:
				print lamonize(subject)
		except:
			print "Sorry, ", target, " does not exist"
		
	else:
		print \
"""
 sanitize.py, C 2006 Henry Finucane.
 Usage:
	sanitize [-w] [target]
	Where [target] is the plain text file that you want to remove contractions.
	-w writes to the specified file. Note that this is dangerous and not recommended.
	By default, we write to stdout.
"""